|Cute Lobster||The Cuter of the lobsters chitters her carapace happily, diving into a puddle of water by the roadside.|
|Rogueish Lobster||The rogueishly handsome lobster decides not to go for the puddle, instead snipping a claw towards the puddle. "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthugha Fomalhaut n'gha-ghaa naf'lthagn", it uttered out with its rogueish charm.|
|Cute Lobster||The lobster with a bow on its head swung it's claw back towards the other lobster, vibrating it's hull with joy. "mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah cf'ayak 'vulgtmm vugtlag'n", it uttered back with cheer.|
|Rogueish Lobster||The roguelike crustacean grumbled, it's multiple feet skittering towards the puddle. "Ia Hastur cf'ayak'vulgtmm, vugtlagln vulgtmm", it ominously chirped back, not entirely enjoying the feel of the boring puddle by the roadside.|
|Cute Lobster||The bowed lobster clicked it's claws with joy, jumping an surprisingly agile spin on the puddle before gazing towards the horizon. "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", it overjoyedly cried out.|
|Rogueish Lobster||"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", repeated the rogueish lobster, nudging it's claw against the much cuter one.
This however, spelled doom to it-- a delivery truck drove by, crushing the poor crustacean. The rogueishly handsome lobster whispered it's last clicks, and fell down silent.
|Cute Lobster||The cute lobster let out a loud cry at the scene of sorrow, it's black eyes staring after the delivery truck.
One day, it will have it's revenge on all of humankind.